Love Bird Alert: Cameron and Diddy - a shocking new couple

Publication: Us Weekly

Date: 28 Nov. 2011

 

Fresh trash tomorrow!  Last trash of the week... right now!

 

 Us Weekly calls Cameron Diaz and Diddy (or P. Diddy or Puff Daddy or Sean Combs or whatever name he is using now) a "shocking new couple".

I personally am not shocked.  They are both rich, famous and single, he's 42 and she's 39 so there isn't a massive age difference or any thought of them being "too young". They both seem to be in it for a good time.

Is interracial dating shocking in 2011?

 

Honey, please.

Love bird alert™: Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy dating

Publication: Weekly Life & Style

Date: 14 Nov. 2011

 

According to Weekly Life & Style, Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy are now a couple.  Unlike many alleged couples when first reported, I was able to go online and find a picture of them together in public, so that must count for something.

 

 

Hussy alert: Cameron battles Jessica for Justin

Publication: Star
Date: 24 Oct. 2011

Star magazine says the newly single Cameron Diaz is ready to battle for the affections of her former beau Justin Timberlake with his current squeeze Jessica Biel. There was a story about these three in a love triangle back in April 2010, with Justin the man slut as the instigator.

On the rocks alert: Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 26 Sept. 2011

Us tells us that the romance of Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz is no more. Weekly Life & Style had the same story last June. Checking online, they got back together after the last split, but now have decided to go their separate ways again.

Damn You Skinny Alert™: Hot bikini bodies for August 2011.

Publication: Star

Date: 22 August 2011



Star has a swimsuit headline that is completely positive, featuring two women looking good and no snide comments about possible surgical enhancement.



The first is Kim Kardashian. They didn't use this particular picture, but I for one never get tired of it.

The next is Cameron Diaz, who is usually chided for over exercising and too strict a diet.



Looks mighty fine here, though I don't know how old this picture is.

Damn You Skinny Alerts™: Stars' body struggles.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style

Date: 22 August 2011

Weekly Life & Style had one of those grab bag stories of good looking female celebrities getting crazy about staying skinny. The person who got the most attention was Kate Middleton, but I split that into a separate story. The original sub-story had a list of four names, but I took the headline about JWoww from Jersey Shore and included that in another story from another mag about her. Here are the other three headlines.

Katie Holmes is starving for fashion.

Angelina Jolie has no time for food.



Cameron Diaz spends hours at the gym and does not eat carbs.

Annoying label bookkeeping #11

These are labels that need to be included in the post above.

On the rocks alert: Cameron Diaz and A-Rod: It's over!

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 13 June 2011

The Only Ten Magazine That Matter do not care about the scandals involving athletes, with the exception of Tiger Woods starting in late 2009. Athletes are only of interest if they are dating or married to famous women like actresses or pop stars or Kardashians.

Alex Rodriguez has decided he no long wants to be an interesting person, as he has dumped Cameron Diaz. He will now return to being the very good ballplayer who is ridiculously overpaid for his services, even by the ridiculous standards of modern American sport.

Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™: Best and worst celebrity diets, March 2011

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 28 March 2011

I'm being a little dishonest using this picture to illustrate the Flagship's most recent foray into good and bad celebrity bodies. This picture is supposed to represent an attractive young woman on a diet that works. The Enquirer is also dishonest in their headline, because there is no "best" on the list this week. Everyone is either too fat, scary skinny of over-exercises.

Too fat: Gabourney Sibide (350 lbs.), Jessica Simpson (packs on 25 pounds)
Too skinny: Tara Reid (bag of bones), Gwyneth Paltrow (about 100 lbs.)
Arms too well defined: Cameron Diaz, Sarah Jessica Parker

This is in keeping with the general concept that the National Enquirer doesn't like anybody.

Damn You Skinny Alert™: Cameron Diaz addicted to exercise.

(photo nicked from Daily Mail online copyright Boaz/Flynetpictures.com)
Publication: In Touch
Date: 7 March 2010

Being a celebrity, most particularly a female celebrity of a certain age, is to be constantly judged on your looks. Cameron Diaz is now 38 and has kept herself in remarkably good shape, but In Touch thinks she has gone too far.