Failed prophecy: Betty White does NOT buy World Series winning baseball team.

Publication: Sun

Date: 20 June 2011

Back in June, the Sun had a cover with four prophecies for this year, none of them about the end of the world.  One was that Miss Betty White would buy a baseball team and that team would win the World Series.

She is not part of the St. Louis Cardinal ownership.

Four prophecies for 2011!

Publication: Sun
Date: 20 June 2011

The Sun gives us four prophecies for 2011, but none of them involve the End of the World or even so much as a plague or terrorist attack. Still, they have expiration dates, so they can be tested for accuracy.

Hillary Clinton is going to announce a run for the presidency.

Miss Betty White will buy a baseball team and they will win the World Series.

NASA files reveal why JFK really died.

(Did the shot come from outer space?)

And a weeping statue predicts Billy Graham's last days.

By the end of the year, I will report back on all these predictions.

Meanest Story nominee:Betty White working herself to death

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 4 October 2010

This week, two of the three stories in competition for meanest story of the week and Brave Last Days alerts. Betty White is on a sitcom at the age of 88. A sitcom can be a lot of work, but I expect Miss White has some idea of her own limits and this blog will always wish her the best.

People who say bad things about Miss White get a visit from the disapproving rabbit.

Bells Are Ringing Alert™:Favorite psychic prediction of the year!

Publication: Sun
Date: 5 July 2010

The Sun is usually predicting the end of the world or earthquakes, that kind of thing. But this week, one of their psychics has come up with my favorite psychic prediction so far.

Betty White will marry a teenager.

You know the Sophisticated French Rule, half your age plus seven? Screw it, I say. More power to Miss Betty White and the psychics of lu-u-u-u-u-u-u-v!

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Betty White snubs Rue McLanahan's funeral

Publication: Globe
Date: 21 June 2010

The Globe wants us to believe bad things about Miss Betty White and Miss Rue McLanahan. I could have gone with a picture of one of these fine entertainers, but I decided to use the disapproving rabbit instead.

This week, the Globe was truly despicable. Next week, they just go back to making up random stuff, but some of it is kind of fun.

Betty White blasts "phony" Hollywood animal lovers

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 7 June 2010

The Enquirer and the Globe have both trashed Betty White on their covers, so it has to be the turn of the other rag in the top three of most negative supermarket magazine to go after her.

And this story I actually believe.

Betty White is famous as an animal activist. She and Bob Barker have been animal activists long before PETA could grab a single headline. If she thought someone was getting headlines by being against animal cruelty under false pretenses, she would not be shy about it.

As usual, I did not open the magazine to read the story, but if you are a "phony" Hollywood animal activist in the eyes of Miss Betty White, the rabbit does not approve of you, sir or madam.

And neither do I.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Betty White in a bitter feud with her step daughter

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 31 May 2010

The Enquirer thinks the public is clamoring for dirt about Miss Betty White, beloved icon of all things pleasant in this world.

Talk to the bunny, Enquirer. I am not returning your calls.

Hussy alert:Betty White in love with a married man.

Publication: Globe
Date: 24 May 2010

The Globe talks trash about Miss Betty White.

The bunny says it all.