Enboobening Alert™:LeAnn Rimes' new boobs.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 17 January 2011

It's been a while since we have had an Enboobening Alert™, and even longer since one was actually confirmed. Country singer LeAnn Rimes has made news recently for being either

a) a home wrecker or
b) someone serious about exercise.

As good as she has looked in PhotoShopped pictures (no insult to her, the magazines PhotoShop everything these days), she decided she needed a little more padding in the chestal area and paid for the upgrade, Show in pictures poolside from her recent vacation to Mexico.

Bun In The Oven Alert™:Mariah Carey's big baby news

Publication: In Touch
Date: 6 September 2010

News flash! Mariah Carey is a big baby!

Actually, In Touch is printing the rumors that the diva is heavy with child, not just heavy with Li'l Debbie sponge cakes. She and Nick Cannon are still being coy about the announcement.

I decided to go with this glamor shot of Ms. Carey, but the blog has been getting a lot of hits from guys who like her looking like this instead.

UPDATE: In late October, Mariah confirmed the pregnancy rumors with a baby due in the spring.

On the rocks alert:Sandra Bullock and divorce

Publications: In Touch, People, Us Weekly

Date: 12 Apr. 2010

Three different supermarket rags have the word "divorce" on the covers regarding Sandra Bullock's situation.

In Touch just says "Sandra divorce drama". This is the magazine that broke the story, but their focus this week was on Angelina being a B-E-O-T-C-H.

Us Weekly says the divorce plans are underway and talks about what Sandy will do to remain a part of her stepkids' lives.

People goes into more depth. They have more details about Jesse cheating and they acknowledge that Jesse is in therapy. When it comes to Sandra, they talk about how she is coping and her plans about what to do with the kids.

Rumors about divorce papers still swirl, but actual legal action hasn't been taken yet.

On the rocks alert:Sandra Bullock's husband cheats with fetish model

Publication: In Touch

Date: 29 Mar. 2010

Top of the blog on a Thursday morning is the spot reserved for the best fresh trash. Because of their lag time, it's hard for the supermarket rags to get a scoop, but this one appears to count. Jesse James, the host of the reality TV show Monster Garage, is reported to have had an affair with multi-tattooed fetish model Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. (It's the multi tattoos that give the story the extra zazz.)

Man slut James was formerly married to a porn star. Ms. McGee wants it known that she isn't a home wrecker, just a deceived woman. James had told her he and Bullock were separated, which McGee could see was a lie when she listened to Bullock's Oscar acceptance speech. This was her motivation for coming forward.

Sandra cancelled a public appearance in London last night. Jesse James shut down his Twitter account in the past few hours. This looks like the tabloid story with legs right now, and several of those legs have multiple tattoos.

Stay tuned.

UPDATE: One week later this is the biggest tabloid story around, so In Touch gets a "confirmed" label for getting the scoop on this story.

On the rocks alert:Kim Kardashian's wedding dreams on hold

Publication: In Touch

Date: 22 Mar. 2010

The fresh trash is delivered tomorrow. Until then, this Wednesday is all Kardashian, all the time. In Touch tells us that Kim's dreams of marrying Reggie Bush are on hold.

While I don't watch either, reality TV looks to be a lot like the soap operas, except that no one on reality TV slips into a coma and comes out with amnesia.

I mean, unless you count alcoholic blackouts.

On the rocks alert:Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush

Publications: In Touch, Star

Date: 15 Mar. 2010

Both In Touch and the Star went with stories of love troubles for all the Kardashian sisters.

In Touch says "Ring but no wedding". The Star says "Kim Dumped!"