Carrie Underwood: How marriage changed me.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 25 April 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! For the supermarket rags, Dancing With The Stars is much more interesting than American False Idol, but this week the tables are turned there is planted crap about both judge Jennifer Lopez and former winner Carrie Underwood, the most successful of the Idol winners so far. Here are the sub-headlines.

• Newlywed Secrets!
• After finally moving in with Mike, Carrie talks babies, date nights & learning to live together: "It's been fun - and frustrating!"
  

Love Bird Alert™:Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher at home

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 23 August 2010

No other celebrity gets treated more respectfully by the tabloids than Carrie Underwood. With two stories this week, she now has a total of nine for the year and only one cast her in an unflattering light. Us Weekly gives us a story about the happy newlyweds.

Again, let us recall that she dressed her dog in a little pink tux for the wedding, so nothing less than curing cancer or saving a busload of kids will ever make me respect her.

Bells Are Ringing Alert™ confirmed:Carrie Underwood gets hitched

Publications: People, Star, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 26 July 2010

Mere mathematical comparisons cannot do justice to exactly how little I care about the life and goings on of Carrie Underwood. If the words epsilon and delta have any meaning to you other than the names of fraternities, you can begin to grasp the minuscule size of my amount of caring.

People is the only magazine that has any details about the wedding on the cover. Ms. Underwood dressed her dog in a little pink tux for her special day.

My tiny amount of caring about Carrie Underwood just shrunk by several orders of magnitude.

Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Details of the upcoming Carrie Underwood wedding

Publications: OK! and Weekly Life & Style
Date: 15 Feb. 2010

I care about the love life of Carrie Underwood to the sum of zero, but the tabloids can't get enough of it. This week, it's pictures of her wedding dress, in which she looks purdy.

The groom, for his part, has promised not to wear his baseball cap, to have less than two days of stubble and not to have his hair in a mullet.

It's every girl's special day.

Bell Are Ringing Alert™: Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 11 Jan. 2010

I don't watch American Idol and I rarely watch hockey, but these two lovebirds are supposedly tying the knot, and I wish them every happiness.

I think Carrie's sweet on him because he has as many of his own teeth as most of her fans have.