And the camera noses in to the tears on her face: Denise Richards breaks her silence

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

Us has a long interview with Denise Richards inside. Here are the headlines.

• Hookers and drugs - what our girls know
• How I fled while six months pregnant
• Inside Charlie's craziest night ever
• While I regret my boob jobs
  
  

Bundle of Joy Alert: First pictures of Eloise Joni Richards.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 1 August 2011

It's been nearly a half year since I used the Pulling A Bullock™ label, the idea that a female celebrity adopts a baby who has been on the bad side of publicity adopts a baby, possibly with the intention of getting some positive press. While the gossip rags wrote that others were going to do it, notably Eva Longoria and Jennifer Aniston, so far those have been unsubstantiated rumors.

Enter Denise Richards, former wife of famous hot mess Charlie Sheen. She has adopted a five week old baby girl and has named her Eloise Joni.

Best wishes to all concerned.

Bundle of Joy Alert: Denise Richards: "My secret baby!"

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 18 July 2011

Last October, Charlie Sheen raised the bar on crazy by attacking a prostitute in a New York City hotel room while naked. Earlier that evening, he had introduced his companion to his ex-wife Denise Richards. The Only Ten Magazines That Matter only cover the Sheen story in fits and starts, not like the treatment they give BrAngelina or Jennifer Aniston or Kim Kardashian, and Ms. Richards appears to be far removed from the scene, so they cover her not at all.

Last week, she adopted a baby girl, which is a good way to get positive coverage from the supermarket rags.

Best wishes to all involved and keep the kid as far away from Charlie as possible.

Denise Richards fears for her kids.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 15 November 2010

So Denise Richards, after she met ex-husband Charlie Sheen's porn star rented girlfriend AND Charlie trashed a New York hotel room, says she fears for her children's safety.

So now we know, that besides having lovely eyes, teeth and cleavage, Denise Richards does have at least one lick of sense.

Does she have two licks of sense? I'll have to get back to you on that.

Breaking news:Charlie Sheen found naked and drunk in a New York hotel room

Publication: Associated Press
Date: 26 October 2010

Charlie Sheen was briefly hospitalized after being found drunk and naked in a New York hotel room.

You may ask, if you can't be drunk and naked in a hotel room, what are you paying for? Apparently, his companion at the time called to complain that he was yelling and breaking furniture.

And, oh yes, he was paying his companion by the hour.

And his companion met Denise Richards earlier in the evening.

The cops were called but no arrests were made.

News breaking on a Tuesday is hard to slip in under the deadline, so we can't be sure if any of the supermarket rags will have it on the cover this week, but I am unofficially going to give Charlie Sheen the title of Craziest Motherfucker in Show Business 2010. If Mel Gibson has any more shenanigans between now and New Year's, he might be able to snatch the title away, but let's be honest. Mel threatens people with words, Charlie prefers knives and furniture.

The bar has been set very high.