
Date: 26 October 2010
Charlie Sheen was briefly hospitalized after being found drunk and naked in a New York hotel room.
You may ask, if you can't be drunk and naked in a hotel room, what are you paying for? Apparently, his companion at the time called to complain that he was yelling and breaking furniture.
And, oh yes, he was paying his companion by the hour.
And his companion met Denise Richards earlier in the evening.
The cops were called but no arrests were made.
News breaking on a Tuesday is hard to slip in under the deadline, so we can't be sure if any of the supermarket rags will have it on the cover this week, but I am unofficially going to give Charlie Sheen the title of Craziest Motherfucker in Show Business 2010. If Mel Gibson has any more shenanigans between now and New Year's, he might be able to snatch the title away, but let's be honest. Mel threatens people with words, Charlie prefers knives and furniture.
The bar has been set very high.