Publication: National EnquirerDate: 1 November 2010
The end of October seems a strange time to put a beach body issue on the stands, but far be it from me to tell the National Enquirer how to run their business. They have women looking good and bad, some with faces blocked out. I refuse to play the "guess who?" stuff. Here are the women whose names are on the cover.
Not looking good according to the Flagship: Uma Thurman has a belly, Whitney Houston is a mess.
Looking good according to the Flagship: Ivana Trump, who looks okay, and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife Beth, who has truly obnoxiously large breasts. I link to a picture of her not in swimwear. You can thank me later.