Oh, this is awkward alert: Jen runs into Brad

Publication: In Touch
Date: 14 March 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! What a difference a year makes. In early 2010, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were manning the phones at a celebrity telethon for Haitian earthquake relief and the supermarket rags had them at it hot and heavy. This week, In Touch says they happened to be in the same place at the same time and they were like, "Uh... hi!" "Um... hi." "You look good." "Uh... you, too." "Um... gotta go." "Yeah, see ya."

Oh, This Is Awkward Alert:Sandy face to face with Bombshell McGee

Publication: Weekly Life & Style

Date: 3 May 2010

It's all Sandy on Sunday evening, and at the top of the page is the least believable story of all, that somehow Sandra Bullock (right) and Bombshell McGee (left), the skanky ho that helped to ruin her life, ended up face to face somewhere.

I write "help to ruin" because, of course, it was Jesse James and his unreasonable penis that really ruined her life. To be fair, Sandy decided he was a good bet, so she deserves some of the blame as well.

Though as I see it, Jesse and his penis get over half of the blame cake all to themselves.