Hairdresser and Comfy Shoe Alert:Who's gay and who's not for February 2011.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 7 February 2011

Do you ever get tired of story after story about who is gay and who isn't in Hollywood? If so, you probably do not have a future career as a writer in the AMI kennel, most especially at the low rent Examiner. There are nine people pictured on the cover this week.

Here are the ones who are openly gay.

• Neil Patrick Harris
• Jane Lynch
• Meredith Baxter

Here are the ones who aren't, and personally I consider it none of my business with whom they are having sex.

• Paula Deen
• Jon Cryer
• Marcia Cross (rumors a few years ago, all denied)
• Simon Cowell (there are more rumors about someone else on Idol)
  
• Alex Trebek
• Michael Weatherly

I do not know what the article said about these people and I really don't care, because the low rent Examiner lies through their teeth way too often.

Neil Patrick Harris' twin bliss

Publication: People
Date: 10 January 2011

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are now the proud papas of fraternal twins, and People has the exclusive story.

Best wishes to the happy family.

Neil Patrick Harris baby shocker!

Date: 18 October 2010
Publication: Us Weekly

According to Us Weekly, David Burtka, longtime companion of Neil Patrick Harris, already has twins with another man!

OMG! A serial adopter! This must be serious.

Or... not.