Alex Trebek mystery!

Publication: National Examiner

Date: 5 Sept. 2011



I have to say, the low rent Examiner did everything right with this story on the front page. Here is the headline.

• Alex Trebek mystery
• The hooker, the hotel, the fall
• What happened that night?

Doesn't that make you want to open the magazine and read the story?



For the record, I didn't open the magazine, but I was tempted.

Hairdresser and Comfy Shoe Alert:Who's gay and who's not for February 2011.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 7 February 2011

Do you ever get tired of story after story about who is gay and who isn't in Hollywood? If so, you probably do not have a future career as a writer in the AMI kennel, most especially at the low rent Examiner. There are nine people pictured on the cover this week.

Here are the ones who are openly gay.

• Neil Patrick Harris
• Jane Lynch
• Meredith Baxter

Here are the ones who aren't, and personally I consider it none of my business with whom they are having sex.

• Paula Deen
• Jon Cryer
• Marcia Cross (rumors a few years ago, all denied)
• Simon Cowell (there are more rumors about someone else on Idol)
  
• Alex Trebek
• Michael Weatherly

I do not know what the article said about these people and I really don't care, because the low rent Examiner lies through their teeth way too often.