Bells Done Rung Alert™ and co-Meanest Story of the Week: Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell.

Publications: National Enquirer, Us Weekly
Date: 24 Oct. 2011

Two stories about a 68 year old Beatle getting hitched for the third time, and they are as different as chalk and cheese. Here are the headlines.

• Us Weekly: Paul's wedding!
  How he found love again
• National Enquirer: Paul McCartney
  Bride linked to the mob!

There will be two stories about death in contention for Meanest Story of the Week as of tomorrow, but to tell a story like this about a bride has to count as Co-Meanest Story of the Week, and so I have named it.

Bells are Ringing Alert™: Paul McCartney engaged to Nancy Shevell.

Publication: People
Date: 23 May 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! People reports on the engagement of Paul McCartney to New York businesswoman Nancy Shevell. He's 68, she's 51. The Sophisticated French Rule of half your age plus seven means Sir Paul could be dating a 41 year old and get away with it. Furthermore, Ms. Shevell has a good relationship with Paul's grown children and is older than his oldest daughter Stella. They have been dating four years, which means he met her during the times he was getting a divorce from psycho bitch Heather Mills.

Best wishes to the happy couple.