Nostradamus and the new 9/11 in 2011.

Publication: Sun
Date: 4 April 2011

The Sun is back to being useful as far as this blog is concerned, which means they are giving predictions with dates on the cover. It's not the End of the World this time, so no Skeeter Davis Alert™, just the next massive terror attack, but it does come from everyone's favorite vague French 16th Century poet and prophet, Michel de Nostradamus. Among the visuals are a crashing plane, a mushroom cloud and pictures of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il and Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Of course, as bad as a nuclear terror attack would be, let's recall we are less than two months away from The End of the World according to Dr. Harold Camping, so it might be a good idea not to sweat the small stuff.

Bells Are Ringing Alert™ with a side of hairdresser:Osama Bin Laden marries Kim Jong Il

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 20 December 2010

They aren't the great source of wonderful news they used to be, but I still love the Weekly World News. This week, they tell us that Osama Bin Laden has married the owner of the Oakland Raiders, Al Davis, sometimes referred to in the press as Kim Jong Al.

Wait, my bad... that's Kim Jong Il. I have a hard time telling those guys apart.

Of course, there is a major difference in religions between the two, but they have agreed that any children they bring into the world will be raised in the Death To America faith.