Hospitalization alert: Vivian Jolie-Pitt rushed to hospital!

Publication: In Touch
Date: 31 Oct. 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! The Jolie-Pitt brood is in Hungary where Brad is filming World War Z, and Viv came down with flu symptoms and was taken to the hospital just to be on the safe side.

I was going to make this a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week, but since I have found it verified in other sources I decided against it.

Best wishes to Viv and her family.

Brad and Angie's cute twins.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 23 May 2011

Any excuse to get the BrAngelina brood on the front cover is good enough for The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, and since this story is not from the AMI kennel, it has a positive slant.

Meanest Story nominee: BrAngelina's twins health horror!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 2 May 2011

Once again, the tabloids speculate about the health of BrAngelina's twins, Knox and Viv. Here are the sub-headlines.

• Angie's drug addiction put Viv and Knox in danger
• Brain damage shocker!
  
  

Some day when I have some extra time, I may have to go back and label all the stories that use the new three favorite words of the Only Ten Magazines That Matter, "drama", "meltdown" and "shocker".

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.

Bad Help Alert:The truth about the twins.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 14 February 2011

Back last May, there were two stories in one week claiming that Brangelina's twins Vivienne and Knox have Down's Syndrome, according to an ex-nanny. This is a very mean story, but because I read the tabloid covers way too much, I know it is not a new story.

BrAngelina have declined comment, they always do. There is no confirmation online, and most people who do comment on it think a lawsuit is the best answer.

Happy family alert:The BrAngelina twins out in public in Italy

Publications: OK!, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

While this picture is old, you can tell because Brad has no beard, two different tabloids have stories that focus on the twins Knox and Vivienne, both of whom were sighted on the family's recent trip to Italy.