Love Bird Alert™: Joe Jonas wants Taylor Swift back.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 19 Sept. 2011

According to Us Weekly, rapidly aging teen scream Joe Jonas wants Taylor Swift to be his girlfriend again. He's 22, she's 21, so there isn't a real age gap, but the young man has to learn a valuable lesson.

Once you've been eaten alive and spit out, you lose some of your desirability to the one who ate you.

Taylor Swift dishes in People.

Publication: People
Date: 1 November 2010

Back in the spring, there were a few stories talking about Taylor Swift's love life, but since then the supermarket rags have left her alone. In an interview in People, the young country music star talks about ex-boyfriends Joe Jonas, hunky werewolf Taylor Lautner and mouthy man slut John Mayer. Stories earlier linked her to Cory Monteith from Glee, but he isn't mentioned on the cover, probably because she was photographed with him but they never actually dated. Commenter #1 Karen Zipdrive has a special talent called gay-dar and she says the bells go off when she looks at pictures of young Mr. Monteith.