Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Jesse's latest twisted insult.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 23 May 2011

I had some hope that Jesse James would slink out of the Top Ten celebrities in the tabloids, but he keeps getting the occasional mention. Now it's Us Weekly that is reporting on some new stupid way he's decided to insult the only woman he's ever been with that might keep his kids from being complete douche bags when they grow up.

This is the first time I've given Jesse and Sandy a Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™, though she has fussed and feuded with his ex. It's certainly not On The Rocks anymore.

On the rocks alert: Sandra betrayed again.

Publication: Star
Date: 9 May 2011

Once again, Jesse James is back on the cover of a supermarket rag and he blames Sandra Bullock for the fact he can't keep his penis in his pants. Pretty much the exact same story won Meanest Story of the Week way back in August of last year.

I didn't even think about nominating it for Meanest Story this week because it is such old news. Jesse is fading from the spotlight and the faster that happens, the better.

More drama with Sandra and Jesse

Publications: Star, In Touch
Date: 7 March 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Sort of.

The gossip rags cannot let go of Sandra Bullock and the bum she dumped, Jesse James. There are two headlines this week.

Star: Jesse spills Sandra's secrets in bombshell new tell-all book
In Touch: Sandra and Jesse fight over the kids

On the rocks alert:More alleged drama between Sandy and Jesse

Publications: In Touch, Star, Us Weekly
Date: 7 February 2011

The Only Ten Magazines That Matter are loath to give up the story of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, even after Sandy made a very clear and clean break back early last summer. But Jesse is planning to tie the knot and this is supposed to be an affront to Sandy's womanhood. Here are the headlines.

• Star: Jesse's final insult and Sandra's revenge
• In Touch: Sandra taunted by Jesse
• Us Weekly: Sandra stabbed in the heart!
  How she found out
  More lies are exposed and Sandra's cheater brags about his bride to be
  How she's coping and the photos he didn't want you to see

None of the stories name Jesse's bride-to-be by name, so I'll leave her out of this as well.

Breaking news:Jesse James and Kat Von D engaged.

Publication: Huffington Post
Date: 20 January 2011

It has been confirmed that man slut Jesse James and his skanky tattoo pal Kat Von D are engaged to be married. Apparently, they have been tweeting about it for over a week and it took this long for anyone to notice. There might be something on a cover of a supermarket rag next week, but maybe not. In terms of fame, he traded way down.