Demon Drugs alert: James Garner, 83, is a pot head!

Publication: Globe

Date: 21 Nov. 2011

It says something when the nicest story about a person all year is that he's a doper, but that is the case with James Garner and the supermarket rags.  They quote a "tell all book" that says the movie and TV star smokes the herb.

Every other story said he was a dead man.

Brave Last Days Alert: Doris Day comforts dying James Garner.

Publication: Globe
Date: 11 April 2011

I haven't been able to find a copy of the low rent Examiner in Oakland this week, so if we want to hear about stars from the 1960s on their last legs, we'll just have to do with the Globe. According to this Wicked Step Sister, Doris Day has reached out to comfort her co-star from Move Over, Darling and The Thrill of it All, since they say he is going to die soon.

The Globe had a Brave Last Days alert for Mr. Garner back in May 2010. Ms. Day has been slated for death three times in 2010 by the Globe and once this year by the low rent Examiner.

Best wishes to all involved.

Brave Last Days alert:James Garner

Publication: Globe
Date: 24 May 2010

We start the week's new trash with another addition to the list of people on the tabloid death watch. James Garner, star of Maverick and The Rockford Files,is 82 years old and the Globe actually uses those important key words "brave last days" on the cover.

If it's any comfort to Mr. Garner, the supermarket rags have warned us about a total of 31 people in a similar way this year, and as of the middle of May, all of them are still alive.

Best wishes to Mr. Garner and his family.