Dale Earnhardt Jr. "Dad's angel saved my life!"

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 25 July 2011

The demographic for the low rent Examiner not only skews older, it skews towards the South, which is why they have so many stories about country singers and NASCAR. In this one, Dale Earnhardt Jr. says his Daddy's angel saved his life.

Junior, I think you've got that wrong. Your daddy's angel was about winning races, and you haven't done that in about three years.

Hairdresser and Comfy Shoe Alert:Who's gay and who's not

Publication: National Examiner

Date: 19 Apr. 2010

Like heaps of sleazy innuendo with a side of plausible deniability? Then you've love the National Examiner this week!

They put the pictures of eight celebrities on the cover under the headline "Who's gay and who's not!" See, they put in the possibility of "not", so if you jump to the wrong conclusion about anybody, it's your fault.

Three of the celebrities are openly gay: Ricky Martin, Sean Hayes, Meredith Baxter

Angelina Jolie has been in lesbian relationships, so she counts as bisexual.

The people on the cover who have not come out, and this may very well be because they are not gay or bisexual, are Martha Stewart, Kirstie Alley, Robert Pattinson and Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

I should have posted this story in the morning, because now, I feel like I should take a shower.