Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Best and worst winter beach bodies for early July 2011.

Publication: Star

Date: 11 July 2011



Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!



Star has yet another grab bag of women in swimsuits on the cover, some looking good, some not so good. Ignoring the "guess who?" pictures, here's the list.



They found a flattering picture of Kim Kardashian in a bikini. This is not that difficult.



They welcomed Christina Hendricks to gossip hell with a swimsuit picture that makes the Mad Men star look not only top heavy (d'uh!) but heavy as well.



Others in swimsuits include Ke$ha, Coco and Cameron Diaz.



They speculate on enboobenings on ex-Spice Girl Geri Haliwell and Vienna Girardi from The Bachelor.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Ke$ha lays smack on Britney

Publication: Scottish Daily Record

Date: 4 Mar. 2010

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Ke$ha, you should know she is a serious pop star. You can tell because she has only one name, like Sade and Shakira, and she has a dollar sign in the spelling, which just screams GRAVITA$!

Anyway, she is quoted in the Scottish Daily Record (any other Daily Record is crap!) to the effect that Britney Spears should be ashamed for lip-synching her way through her dance recitals.

I'm sure Ms. Spears will take this well intentioned and well reasoned criticism with all the seriousness it is due.