On the rocks and Love Bird alerts: Lauren Conrad's love life.

Publications: Weekly Life & Style, Us Weekly

Date: 21 Nov. 2011

For most reality TV stars, being without a show on the air is something like a fish being out of water.  But in terms of celebrity, Lauren Conrad must be part lungfish because the gossip rags still care about her.  Her Hills co-star Heidi Montag might just explode from jealousy.

Then again, Heidi might explode from too much plastic surgery.

In any case, here are the headlines. 

• Weekly Life & Style:  LC & Derek: It's over!
• Us Weekly: Lauren & Chace hooking up

For those of you not on a first name basis with every celebrity less than 40, Derek is Derek Hough from Dancing With The Stars and Chace is Chace Crawford from Gossip Girl.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Feud on Dancing With The Stars!

Publication: Us Weekly

Date: 14 Nov. 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow!  Last trash of the week... right now!

Us Weekly reports that dirty tricks are being played on Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars and has a picture of Maks Chmerkovsky included, which makes one assume he is the perpetrator.

Love Bird Alert™: Lauren Conrad dating Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 17 Oct. 2011

Lauren Conrad makes it onto two covers this week, which is pretty good work for someone from a reality TV show that's been off the air for more than a year. Us Weekly says she's dating Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars. Hough denies it.