
Date: 22 Nov. 2010
This makes six weeks in a row Michael Douglas' health condition had been a cover story, or at least the morbid version of it pushed by the jackals in the AMI kennel. The Enquirer says there was emergency surgery and Catherine Zeta Jones sobbed, "Please don't die!"
You might recall that the Enquirer's kennel mate the Star said Catherine had abandoned Michael just last week to play golf in China, so maybe someone overheard her sobbing on the practice green.