On the rocks alert: Michelle Obama insanely jealous of Oprah

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

So far this year, the Globe has gone after the Obamas about once a month. If you think about it, roughly half the electorate didn't vote for Obama (47% to be more accurate), and only 130 million people bothered to vote, which leaves 170 million either too young or too bored to cast a ballot. So there's your market for people who want to read trash about the Prez and the First Lady.

Haters gonna hate.

Michelle is insanely jealous of Oprah. "She's not your wife, I am!" she allegedly screamed at Barack.

Seriously, are we supposed to think Michelle isn't clued in to the fact that Oprah's life is a BIG GAY LIE?