Skeeter Davis Alert™: Add these dates to your apocalypse calendar

Publication: Sun
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

For three weeks running, the Sun lets us in on the end of the world, and just in time because the first sign is like five weeks away.

3 April 2010: The first of twelve startling omens!
7 June 2010: NASA radio telescope gets a stern warning from God!
11 September 2010: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are seen in Rome!

All I can say is... looks like a good time to make a major purchase on the installment plan.