Bells Are Ringing Alert™: Elin's getting married!

Publication: National Enquirer

Date: 12 Sept. 2011



Usually, the nicest stories in the gossip rags are weddings and babies, so Elin Nordegren finding a new fella should be a positive story. But this is the Enquirer, the nastiest gossip rag around, so they have to add the tagline "Tiger's outrage!" to put this story in the negative column.

He fought the Law alert:Tiger's desperate hunt for Elin's diary

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 17 January 2011

According to the National Enquirer, Tiger Woods was caught in his former house, apparently searching for his former wife's diary.

If this is true, and with the Enquirer you can never know, this would constitute breaking and entering. I couldn't find any independent confirmation online, so I'm going to say is just more made-up crap from the AMI kennel.

Meanest Story nominee:Tiger snubs his sick brother.

Publication: Globe
Date: 10 January 2011

The Globe tells us that Tiger Woods has a brother who is ill and the golfing superstar isn't lifting a finger to help.

I actually still have some residual goodwill for Tiger in spite of everything, but I had no idea he had a brother. His family dynamic just screams "only child", doesn't it?