Most repeated story of the week:late reporting on the Stephen Moyer-Anna Paquin wedding

Publications: OK!, Us Weekly, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 6 September 2010

Fresh trash on Thursday! Three of the supermarket rags devote cover space to last weekend's marriage of the stars of HBO's True Blood, Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin. Us Weekly makes the biggest fuss and none of them exactly contradicts any of the others.

OK!: True Blood wild wedding
Weekly Life & Style: True Blood wedding
Us Weekly: Inside the secret wedding
Steamy on-set romance
Her two gowns
Celebrity guests

Best wishes to the happy couple.

Bells Done Rung™ Alert:Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer marry

Publication: Us Weekly (online)
Date: 22 August 2010

They kept the news secret, but Us Weekly tells the public that True Blood co-stars Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin got married on Saturday at a private residence. On the show, he plays the gallant Bill Compton, vampire and ex-Conferdate soldier, and she plays his love interest Sookie Stackhouse, the most clueless person with psychic powers in the history of literature.

Best wishes to the happy couple.

Comfy Shoes Alert™:Anna Paquin is bisexual

Publication: WeGiveADamn.org

Date: 1 Apr. 2010

Anna Paquin, the actress who won an Oscar as a kid for her work in The Piano and can now be seen on the HBO series True Blood, has stated that she is bisexual as part of a campaign that aims to protect the rights of GLBT people.

Since Hairdresser Alert™ is my corny way of saying some man is or has been said to be gay, using the phrase most commonly used by my personal blog hero Peteykins (a.k.a. Princess Sparkle Pony), it felt like I needed a new phrase for a woman in the same situation, so I consulted with blog buddy Karen Zipdrive, who said the Comfy Shoes Alert™ would be both clear and clearly written in the spirit of good natured mocking. I guess now I have to go back and re-label all the Oprah Winfrey stuff.

This begs another question. If a woman is bisexual, does she wear one comfy shoe and one non-comfy shoe? Does she alternate days, wearing Birkenstocks on Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays and F**k Me Pumps on Tuesdays, Thursdays and the weekends?

So many questions, hypothetical question asker. So many questions.

Best wishes to Ms. Paquin from a fan. I will always remember that giggle she let out when she won the Oscar, so completely damned adorable.