Meanest Story nominee: Obama furious over royal snub!

Publication: Globe
Date: 14 March 2011

Let's start with the facts. Neither Barack or Michelle Obama has been invited to the royal wedding this spring. When Chuck and Di got hitched, Nancy Reagan was in attendance.

Now we get to the story in the Globe. Barack Hussein Ike Turner Obama is outraged by the snub and the Globe gives us the quote "You've insulted America!" They also promise to tell us who banned the Obamas from the ceremony and the shocking reason why.

Clearly, someone is prejudiced against Kenyan Muslim socialists.

This gets a nomination for Meanest Story of the Week.