Love Bird Alert™:What somebody's mom said

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 2 August 2010

The headline under a picture of self-professed "fuckin' redneck" Levi Johnston and his baby mama Bristol Palin simply reads "What My Mom Said".

Okay, let me get all Strunk & White on the asses of the headline writers at Us Weekly. Both these people have moms, right?

I would expect Levi's mom to say something like, "Can you wait until I don't have the ankle bracelet anymore? I don't have any ensemble that goes with it."

I don't expect the other mom to be quite as negotiable.

Just sayin'.