Publication: GlobeDate: 19 July 2010
Fresh trash on Thursdays!
I've only seen eight of the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter this week, the ones that put previews online. Of those, this one gets my vote for Meanest Story of the Week. The Globe, one of the unreliable and cheap sister publications of the Enquirer, says they have Ted Kennedy's secret diary. In this alleged bombshell of a historical find, Ted claims he and Jackie were lovers and Aristotle Onassis plotted to kill Ted.
How many of the people involved have denied this story? As you might guess, none, because all of them are dead.
You might notice that there is a hand in the foreground of the picture of Jackie and Ted together that doesn't belong to either of them. There was a third person in this photo and I cropped him out since he's not in the story. Some might consider this dishonest. Compared to the Globe, I am a rank amateur at dishonesty.