Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Star's best and worst beach bodies.

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 24 May 2010

For one of those covers of "Here's a lot of famous people in bathing suits", this story is remarkably positive in tone. Here's the people who look good at the beach, with accompanying pictures.

• Heidi Klum
• Kim Kardashian
• Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian
• Kelly Osbourne
• Audrina Patridge

Here's the list of people who look bad.

• Mariska Hargitay (she has a belly)
• Beyoncé (they didn't like her swimsuit)
  

Inside there are a total of 46. I didn't open the magazine up, as per my usual policy.