Publication: GlobeDate: 8 Mar. 2010
While Tuesday will feature stories about fat and way too skinny, here are two people who are very pleasantly trim and attractive.
He is a fathead, however.
The Globe says Simon Cowell, aggressively middlebrow jerk, is getting married to his longtime girlfriend Mezghan Hussainy. She has been seen wearing a very large ring. Representatives for Cowell are denying the marriage rumors, but you can't deny she wearing a big rock.
Make of this what you will.