Publications: Star, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 1 Mar. 2010
If you've read any of the interview quotes from John Mayer this week, you have to assume he was lit like a Christmas tree when he was talking, because he said about six or seven things that could easily be in the running for Douchebag Quote of the Decade. Both Star magazine and Weekly Life & Style say that his most famous former girlfriends, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson, both want bloody revenge, probably involving some sort of automated gelding device.
Later this week, two more stories like this, but only one righteously indignant ex-girl friend.