Damn You Fat Alert™: Kirstie Alley not doing well at a fat farm


Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 22 Feb. 2010

Yet again, The Flagship is taking potshots at Kirstie Alley. Whether this means the Enquirer has it in for fat people or Scientologists or just fat Scientologists, no one can say. What this really means in the grand scheme of things is that Kirstie has "a friend" who is really "a source".

There will be more on this underlying concept of "friends" and "sources" later tonight.