Hairdresser and Comfy Shoe Alert:Who's gay and who's not for July 2011.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 18 July 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

The Enquirer has its second homosexual speculation cover of the year with a lot of people who haven't been mentioned in any context in the supermarket rags in a year and a half.

Here are the supermarket rag newbies.

• Vin Diesel
• Sarah Silverman (seen kissing Jessica Biel)
• Amy Yasbeck (identified as John Ritter's widow, also shown kissing a woman)

Here are people who have been mention in the tabloids before, though none had been in one of these big gay (or not) line-ups before.

• Jessica Biel (kissing Sarah Silverman)
  
• Kiefer Sutherland (kissing some guy)
• Hines Ward (winner of Dancing With The Stars)
• Wynonna Judd (who allegedly has a gay secret)
• Vanna White (why she's still single)
  

And the camera noses in to the tears on her face: Wynonna Judd's daughter disappears!

Publication: Star
Date: 9 May 2011

The Star lets us know that Wynonna Judd's daughter disappeared and the FBI solved the case. They do not say whether it was a kidnapping or a runaway situation. You'll have to open the magazine to find that out, which is something I almost never do. I could have looked online to find out more, but I wasn't that interested.

Sue me.

They fought the law alert™: Celebrity mug shots

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 14 February 2011

A lot of crime stories in the gossip rags this week, none of them involving Joran Van Der Sloot, for a change. The low rent Examiner goes with a collection of old celebrity mug shots, including Phil Spector, Glen Campbell, Wynonna Judd and Lisa Robin Kelly, who played the pretty but slutty older sister to Eric Foreman on That 70's Show.

Because of the inclusion of Spector and Campbell, this fulfills the low rent Examiner's Hey Old Timer Gossip content requirement for this week.