And the camera noses in to the tears on her face: Monica Lewinsky's sad and lonely life re-hashed.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 24 Oct. 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

I have no idea how large the writing staff at the low rent Examiner is, but I'm guessing it's much smaller than any of the other gossip rags except the completely fabricated Sun. My guess is because the magazine has no online presence and they re-cycle stories of their own or steal from their more well off stable-mates the Enquirer and Globe on a regular basis. This week, they re-cycled their own "re-open the Natalie Wood" case story and they ripped on the Enquirer's story from last month about how bad Monica Lewinsky's life is. They say she is lonely, miserable and living with her parents, which is a very little different from the Enquirer's headlines last month.

And the camera noses in to the tears on her face: Monica Lewinsky's sad and lonely life.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 19 Sept. 2011

Remember when a special prosecutor looking into a shady real estate deal entered into by Bill and Hillary Clinton found out that Whitewater was a dry well? And failing at that, he decided to look into women Bill Clinton entered into? Well, if you have forgotten, the National Enquirer decided this week that you really wanted a "Whatever happened to Monica Lewinsky?" story.

As it turns out, nothing good. The headline reads "Affair with Clinton ruined her."

Hairdresser and Comfy Shoes Alert™:The Flagship has another "Who's Gay and Who's Not" cover

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 14 June 2010

The same three tabloids that do the majority of death predictions also do the majority of celebrity outings, and that would be the Enquirer, Examiner and Globe, all owned by the same corporation. The pictures take up the majority of the cover this week, and since the title is "who's gay and who's not", you have to look inside to find out which is which.

I didn't look inside. I don't really care.

Here's the list of faces with names. There are also two women kissing behind a coy "Guess who?" headline making it difficult to identify the pair. I didn't look inside because I really don't care.

• Ricky Martin, the only person on the cover who is openly gay to my knowledge
• Bono of U2
• Michael Emerson from Lost
• Janet Jackson
• Jada Pinkett Smith
• Monica Lewinsky
• Crystal Bowersox

None of these people make a living professing hatred of homosexuality or promising a cure, so I consider it completely none of my business who they like to get nekkid with. That's just how I roll.