All the latest mess from Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 31 Oct. 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

In Touch has a whole bunch of stories about the cast from Real Housewives of New Jersey. Since the headlines refer to the reunion show, I assume the show is currently between seasons, so this may be part of the last flurry of stories until next season. Here are the headlines.

• The vicious fights you didn't see on TV!
• Exclusive! Teresa tells all
• It's worse than anyone knows
• Jacqueline skips reunion after a "mental breakdown"
• Melissa caught confessing she married for money
• Caroline's shocking financial mess
  

All this week's Real Housewives stuff. And there's a lot.

Publications: Star, In Touch, Us Weekly, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 17 Oct. 2011

Welcome to gossip hell and good bye, Jacqueline Laurita! The Real Housewife gets her first mention on the cover of a supermarket rag this year just as she is quitting the show.

Wise move as far as I can tell, though I don't watch this stuff.

I mean, like ever. Not even stopping for a minute while using the clicker.

Here are the headlines.

• Weekly Life & Style: Housewives fight
  Why Jacqueline quit
• Star: Bethenny divorce
  Her mom tells all
• In Touch: Jacqueline attacks Teresa!
  Why she snapped
• Us Weekly: Teresa's plot to destroy Melissa

This week's drama from The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Publications: In Touch, Us Weekly, OK!
Date: 11 July 2011

The Real Housewives franchise always has a selection of women, but each season someone turns out to be Queen Bitch and gets all the tabloid headlines. In this season of the New Jersey story, it's Teresa Giudice. The Queen Bitch usually need an aggrieved adversary, and that role is being played by Melissa Gorga. Here are the headlines.

• In Touch: Baby boy for Teresa
  Pregnancy bombshell
  With her husband facing prison, she shares her bittersweet news
  crazy cravings and terrified of gaining 50 pounds again
  Her fears over raising 5 kids alone
  PLUS: the baby's name - revealed!
• Us Weekly: Melissa hurt by Teresa's lies
• OK! As husband Joe faces jail, Teresa pursues a new man

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™: Real Housewives' Teresa vs. Melissa

(photo nicked from Radar online)
Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 30 May 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Welcome to gossip hell, Melissa Gorga! According to Weekly Life & Style, Melissa has gotten on the bad side of Queen Beeyotch Teresa Giudice. Here are the headlines.

• Housewives' most shocking fight ever
  It's War!
  Exclusive interviews
  How Teresa's obsession with fame and her jealousy of younger, richer sister-in-law Melissa are tearing apart her family.
  Melissa taunts "She's envious of my life."

To my mind, that's a pretty weak taunt. Sounds more like an observation to me.