You So Crazy Alert™ :The supermarket rags gang up on Halle Berry.

Publications: Star, In Touch, Us Weekly
Date: 21 February 2011

The custody battle between Halle Berry and Gabriel Audry has turned very nasty indeed, and three different gossip rags have decided this week the nastiness is Halle's fault. Here are the headlines.

• Us Weekly: Halle's Twisted Revenge
• Star: Halle's smear campaign against Gabriel and Kim (Kardashian)
• In Touch: Halle's Dark Secrets

For the record, Gabriel Aubry is at least one boyfriend ago in the Kardashian dating history. Halle was quoted as saying she didn't want her daughter spending time with some reality TV star who made a sex tape, which is a mean but accurate way to describe Kim.

On the rocks alert:Halle Berry's battle for her baby.

Publication: People
Date: 14 February 2011

The break-up of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry was huge news last spring, but now that the divorce case is making the courts it's becoming serious gossip fodder again. The custody battle over their two year old daughter Nahla is turning very nasty and People has the details almost entirely from Halle's perspective. The sub-headline reads as follows.

• Screaming fights and ugly accusations
• The star and her ex launch a custody war over daughter Nahla

Sometimes even the lives of very, very pretty people turn ugly.