Bells Aren't Ringing Alert™:Liz getting married - PSYCH!

Publication: Globe

Date: 29 Apr. 2010

What's wrong with this business model? I think Liz Taylor and her handlers set this story up with precise timing to screw with the tabs. She had the announcement of her ninth marriage timed so they could pick up on it several days late, then timed the denial of the story so that anyone who took the bait would have egg on their face and waste valuable cover space.

The dull fish that took the bait was the Globe, the same rag that hired that slumming, need a job bee-yotch Debbie Reynolds, a lady Liz might still want to mess with just because she can.

Do I really think Liz and her people are this good at being devious and vindictive?

Yep. I kinda do.

Hey Old Timer Gossip Alert:Debbie Reynolds is writing for the Globe

Publication: Globe

Date: 19 Apr. 2010

So much of what goes on the tabloid covers isn't really news but re-hash. The same names, the same problems, week in and week out. But to open the fresh trash this Thursday, we have two stories dealing with people who have not been on the supermarket rag covers before this year.

The first is the Globe making a serious play to be the leader in Hey Old Timer gossip by hiring Debbie Reynolds.

As I have stated many times before, I do not read the stories, just the headlines. I have broken that rule a few times, mostly by checking online versions, but I won't be checking this one.

I have a rough idea of what Miss Reynolds will write. Something along the lines of "That old bat Liz Taylor is dying and looks like hell, and I'm still alive. Haw, haw, HAW!"