Demon Drugs Alert™:Intervention for Whitney Houston

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 18 Oct. 2010

The Enquirer is the magazine interested in the Whitney Houston saga. In Touch had one story about her snorting coke in public, but all the rest of the stories this year have been run by The Flagship. This story actually has a glimmer of hope to it.

Whitney's friends are staging an intervention. Bobby Brown is quoted as saying "This is all my fault." He also is given credit for staging a secret meeting. Among the alleged attendees were Janet Jackson, Denzel Washington and Brandy.

I usually don't write this about stories in the Enquirer. I actually hope this one is true.

Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:Dancing With The Stars beach bodies

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 11 October 2010

The Flagship puts three women in beach attire on the cover of the magazine this week because all of them are on Dancing With The Stars.

Brandy, Bristol Palin, Margaret Cho.

I decided not to follow suit, though Brandy looks pretty good.

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