Meanest Story nominee: William's bride collapses!

Publication: Globe
Date: 18 April 2011

The Royal Wedding is three weeks away, but there has only been sporadic interest from The Only Ten Magazines That Matter over the past few weeks. A lot of the stories this year have been negative, and most of the negative stories are from the Globe. The oddest thing about the story this week is they they call Kate Middleton "William's bride", as though she not quite a celebrity on her own yet. The sub-headlines are:
  • palace cover-up on eve of Royal Wedding
  • Why Kate's in tears
No mention of the wicked step-mother this time around, at least on the cover.

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.