Publication: National EnquirerDate: 21 March 2011
There have been over eighty stories on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter about Sandra Bullock in the past fifteen months, but this is the first that implies she is lesbian. Roaming around the net, this allegation comes from the tell-all book her unnamed useless ex-husband is about to release.
Sandra did kiss Scarlett Johansson at an MTV award show, but that was the kind of silly fake lesbian "humor" MTV award shows love to feature, hoping to get some buzz.
This is a Meanest Story nominee.