Publication: GlobeDate: 21 March 2011
Welcome to gossip hell, Ernest Borgnine!
Let me start with the answers to the Ernest Borgnine FAQ.
Yes, he's still alive.
Yes, he's still fat.
Yes, he's still working. He was in the movie Red with Bruce Willis last year.
The Globe thinks its target demographic is dying to find out dirt about a guy who was in an Oscar winning movie released the year I was born, and I'm old! According to the headline, Borgnine's daughter attempted suicide and blamed her dad for her troubles. I'm sure there must be more to the story, but I don't open the gossip rags except under the most dire circumstances, and this is not dire in my book.
It does get a nomination for Meanest Story of the Week, however.