Publication: StarDate: 14 March 2011
The word of the week in the supermarket rags is "cellulite". There are two different stories in two different mags featuring the great uncured plague.
The Star rips on many celebrated females for having cellulite this week. There are some "Guess Who?" pictures, but I refuse to play that game. Of the women they name, blow up doll Heidi Montag, is shown to be smooth and over inflated everywhere except for her thighs with the tell tale lumpiness. Obviously, this is not the picture they used.
Kate Gosselin is also shown with a picture emphasizing her cellulite, which yet again is not the picture I'm featuring here.
And just so you don't think the Star is only interested in reality TV stars whose shows are either canceled or being retooled, pop star Britney Spears makes the cover of a supermarket rag for the very first time in 2011 because she has cellulite.
I'm sure she's thrilled.