Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)Date: 14 February 2011
For those who read this blog who do not understand the allure of the Weekly World News, they promise a more magical world. Bigfoot lives, aliens exist, dead celebrities are alive.
Bat Boy, for pity's sake. They invented Bat Boy.
But lately, instead of just throwing these now predictable curve balls, they have developed a slider and a screwball, maybe even a knuckle curve or a split finger. Recently, they had Charles Manson healing the sick. Usually, miracles are performed by the beloved dead, not the despised living. This week, John F. Kennedy is still alive, but for some unknown reason he is meeting with the hated Iranian leader Ahmedinijad.
This headline gets Weirdest Story of the Week.