Demon Drugs Alert™:Lady Gaga hits rock bottom.

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 14 February 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow. Last trash of the week... right now!

The demographic of supermarket gossip skews older than the online gossip, so Lady Gaga is barely on the radar of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. This week, the Star tells us she has hit rock bottom. The subheadlines read:

• addicted to coke
• scribbles on walls
• e-mailing graphic nude photos

The only thing that surprises me about this is that no matter what else you might say about her, Lady Gaga is an original artist. This story makes it sound like she's stealing Miley Cyrus' act.