What George W. Bush is hiding!

Publication: Globe
Date: 15 November 2010

Details from George W. Bush's memoir released this Tuesday are coming out, and the Globe calls it a tell-all book, because the gossip rags love "tell-all books". In fact, they then go forward to tell you stuff that will NOT be in the tell-all book, the lies the Three Wicked Step Sister rags have been peddling for years about George. The details on the cover are:
  • Laura's divorce deal
  • the truth about George and Condi
  • his suicide drama
I figure all these stories are lies, but on the up side, the last one is a fresh lie not published before in 2010.