Publication: National ExaminerDate: 13 September 2010
If we are to believe the low-rent Examiner, the nearly always drunk Camilla Parker-Bowles stayed sober long enough to plot an evil scheme against her really irritating mother-in-law, old Liz Windsor herself, and this will force Liz to let Charles be king after she croaks instead of bypassing Jug Eared Chuck in favor of his hunky son Wills.
Clear enough?
The only catch in this story is that Charles is still the heir apparent legally, so there is no need for skullduggery on Camilla's part. The whole poisoning/beheading/throwing into the Tower of London thing is for people farther down the queue to do to those closer to the front, and Wills seems like much too decent a chap to do this to his dad.