Publication: TMZ onlineDate: 18 September 2010
As I have written before, the supermarket gossip rags only publish once a week, while celebrities are doing stupid stuff 24/7. Being scooped by the Internet is inevitable.
Lindsay Lohan, out on probation from a drug conviction, admits she failed a drug test. You know if you follow her on Twitter.
If you follow her on Twitter, please don't admit to it in the comments. I like to think well of my invisible reading public. Just tell me you heard it online and we'll leave it at that.