Publication: StarDate: 9 August 2010
Not many stories specifically about weight issues this week, but Star does take the time to tell us Jessica Simpson is too fat and Ashlee Simpson is too skinny. This is not a recent picture of the sisters. Ashlee's hair is now red.
Jessica can sing though she can't enunciate. Ashlee is famous for getting caught lip-synching on national TV. Both of them have the roughly the intellectual capacity of Homer Simpson. But in their chosen careers, none of that matters a whit if they are not attractive.