The Price Is Right sex scandal explodes.

Publication: Globe
Date: 26 Sept. 2011

The Globe prints a story aimed at their couch potato target demographic. Lanisha Cole, a prize fondler fired from The Price Is Right, is suing for sexual harassment. The cover has pictures of Drew Carey and Ms. Cole, but Carey is not the actual target of the suit, the producers are. The Globe promises to have "bombshell court papers" inside.

Drew Carey dumped!

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 24 January 2011

The low rent Examiner has no stories directly about Hey Old Timer Gossip this week, which means no one whose claim to fame starts before Matty Boy graduated high school in the early 1970s. Instead, they write stories of interest to their demographic by making most of them about daytime TV stars. According to them, Drew Carey has been dumped. Whether this means he is losing his job on The Price Is Right or his sweetheart has given him the boot, I do not know, since as you know, I just read the covers of the tabloids, I don't open them up.