Deboobening Alert™:Bristol Palin's boob job

Publication: Star
Date: 4 October 2010

Star puts a little twist on their Bristol Palin story this week. They have pictures of the young lady from a few years back and now, and they assume she has gone from a D-cup to a B-cup.

It may just be the before and after effects of pregnancy.

Also, showing my age. When I was a lad, magazines did not get to use the word "boob" to mean breast, but were allowed to call a stupid person a "boob". So, even back in the day, the words "boob" and "Bristol Palin" could have found themselves in the same sentence.

You So Crazy Alert™:Heidi wants old boobs back, sort of

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 6 September 2010

Heidi Montag, a hot mess with or without her sleazy boyfriend, comes clean in this week's Weekly Life & Style. Earlier talk was that she was going to trade in her DD implants for G implants or possibly one of the letters invented by Dr. Seuss in On Beyond Zebra, but now she says she would just like nice normal D cups.

Normal as in "normal for a strip club".

No word if she wants to upgrade to a chin that looks like it belongs to a human.

And, oh yeah, she "comes clean" about the sex tape with the Playboy playmate whose name escapes me for the moment.