Skeeter Davis Alert™ :More chilling prophecies with a 100 day deadline.

Publication: Sun
Date: 14 March 2011

It was just three weeks ago the Sun gave us some End Times prophecies that would take place in the next 100 days, and now 21 days later, we get another set of End Times prophecies with a new 100 day freshness sticker.

To quote the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I didn't know the word "apocalypse" had a plural.

The Sun promises a lot more good future dish inside, which of course I didn't read, but the three prophecies they have on the cover are:

• Second coming
• Nuclear war
• White House sex scandal

One of these things is not like the others.

Speaking of "not like the others", the Sun gives us a list of the prophets used to find out these remarkable future events.

• Mary Magdalene (didn't know she was a prophetess)
• John the Baptist (okay, that's more like it)
• Edgar Cayce, the sleeping prophet (better known 50 years ago, but still a good name)
  AND...
  wait for it...

• Nikki, Psychic to the Stars!

Honestly, this may be the best laugh I've gotten from the Sun in quite some time, and that includes the Weekly World News stuff.